Mega Piranha.
This is a piece of moving imagery and sound that I just witnessed. ‘That’s a film!’ I hear you cry…oh no, how wrong you could be. A film would at least have an understandable plot. And ‘actors’, not these people. I have not seen worse acting since that b&w version of Lord of the Flies, and that was with school children.
But where it really gets let down is the continuity. In a car chase scene, there are at least three different 4x4s driven by apparently the same guys, and Jason Fitch (basically the Matt Damon from Team America) repeatedly tells the people in his car to get down, although in outside shots it is clearly just a stunt driver on his own. And that is not all. All the way through, bits just change randomly whilst the plot makes less sense than a drunk grandmother.
AND THE REPEATING SCENES! My god, there is one bit where the same 2 seconds of footage is shown 5 times in a row. 5 times. Oh dear.
Redeeming feature: Shouty man eating a flare in a Pulp Fiction-esque death that is far too funny for its own good.
Rating: ‘A Flash Gordon contender’.
